Breaking Up Just Got A Lot Easier

In one of my favorite Simpsons episode, Homer opens up a professional break-up business called Sweet Conclusions. How convenient it would be, I thought, to have someone else handle your dirty relationship laundry when you just don't feel like dealing with it yourself. But apparently, there are such services that will dump your tired ass boo when you don't want to.

Ran by a man named Bradley Laborman, iDUMP4U will dump your significant other via telephone for the price of a Chipotle burrito. Brad will also call off your engagement or (yikes) tell your spouse that you want a divorce.

If all of this just seems to cold and heartless for you, check out this video on how to break up with your significant other. Happy Dating...or rather dumping!!

How To Break Up With Someone on Howcast

Just Say No to Your Phone

Unfortunately, relationships end. Since we don't live in fairy tales, sometimes Prince charming ends up being a dick or maybe he found out that you weren't the nicest princess in the kingdom. Breaking up is hard, but what's really hard is trying not to call/text/email/tweet/poke your former boo. Maybe you're sitting at home watching a movie that used to be your movie and all of a sudden you're transported back to all the wonderful times you had before he said that he only dated you because he was trying to meet your hot friends and you said that you were a phony of the bedroom kind and you both said it was over. Well, here are six easy tips on how not to get in touch with your former.

Now if only there were six easy steps on how not to facebook stalk the girl you heard he was dating. Even though I showed you how to dig up dirt on the person you're dating, I don't suggest you do the same for the new girl.