In one of my favorite Simpsons episode, Homer opens up a professional break-up business called Sweet Conclusions. How convenient it would be, I thought, to have someone else handle your dirty relationship laundry when you just don't feel like dealing with it yourself. But apparently, there are such services that will dump your tired ass boo when you don't want to.
Ran by a man named Bradley Laborman, iDUMP4U will dump your significant other via telephone for the price of a Chipotle burrito. Brad will also call off your engagement or (yikes) tell your spouse that you want a divorce.
If all of this just seems to cold and heartless for you, check out this video on how to break up with your significant other. Happy Dating...or rather dumping!!
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